Be real. You know you'd love to watch me with this lot.

I’m the charming, tattooed bad influence your mother warned you about. Hairy, hung, and high-energy with a filthy sense of humour and skills that go way beyond the obvious. I know how to tease, how to entertain, and how to keep you coming back with a grin — or a moan. Come enjoy the show… I’ve got plenty to give. 😉

5. HOME - NF 4. Prey - I Prevail 3. Downstairs - Twenty One Pilots 2. Three Six Five - Shinedown 1. Chandelier - Architects

I'll give you the top 5 for now. If you want to know more. You should get to asking shouldn't you? 5. A Day To Remember 4. Bring Me The Horizon 3. Asking Alexandria 2. Falling in Reverse 1. Linkin Park If you don't respect the list, respect the talent at least. Come on now.

5. Yorkshire Tea (milk and 2 sugars only) 4. Water (hydration stations PLEASE!) I'll get you thirsty. 3. Milk. (think of that what you will) 2. Zero Sugar Green Monster (core flavour. better for you) 1. Black Coffee. (this will always remain my top spot)

This is a sensitive list. Don't judge too abruptly. 5. Spam, Sausage & Egg Sandwich (Builders brekkie in a butty) 4. The Wives Dirty Fries. (you'll never know) 3. Chicken Tenders. (Southern Fried of course!) 2. Cheese On Toast. (Tis a staple in the culture.) 1. Pizza. If you agree with pineapple on there. It's okay to be wrong.